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Hot Mess Friday Giftures

May 22, 2015


Ben's Bitter Blog

It’s been a Beastie Boy kind of week.  I’ve been sabotaged all the way up one side and down the other.  My car dashboard kept lighting up on my way to work and of course I did what you always do when you get a light.  I ignored it.  On Thursday, I finally asked someone to tell me what it meant and they said, “You’re supposed to fill it up with gas.”  Why again? I thought cars ran on sunshine and we got a sunny day earlier in the week. Then I got in a fight with a guy named Chuck Norris, and someone told me that Chuck Norris doesn’t die, death Chuck Norrisses. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.  And one more thing, death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.  Let’s just say, I’m a little sore.  And by a little…

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