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Faith Filled Friday: More Funny Business

August 27, 2021

by Connie Terpack 8/27/2021

With the stress I have been under these past few weeks, I thought some humor was necessary. I finally heard from the bone doctor today. He feels an injection in my spine is the best route to go. I’ll post more on this after I look at what he sent me. Bad thing is I have to wait until September 21. So keep me in your prayers please.

Frankly, I’m relieved and did two posts for today. Neither one seemed right so I went with some humor in celebration of finally getting an answer.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister

What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow

What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat

How do you talk to a giant? Use big words

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it

What types of boats do believers want to go on? Discipleship and worship

How do pastors like their orange juice? With pulpit

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear

Which minor prophet is well-known thanks to cookies? Famous Amos

How did Joseph make his coffee? Hebrewed it

Who in the Bible had the greatest business plans? The prophets

What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? “I’d prefer a house with no den.”

Who in the Bible knew the most people? Abraham knew a Lot

How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves

What was Moses’ wife, Zipphora, known as when she’d throw dinner parties? “The hostess with the Moses.”

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land? It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to Heaven similar? They all babble

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience

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