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Faith Filled Friday: A Bit of Humor

July 17, 2020

My Myasthenia Gravis has been rough this past week. Not unusual since it is summer. No matter how rough life gets at times, a bit of humor does a lot to lift our spirits.
Praise ye the Lord. O give thanks unto the Lord; for he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever. Psalm 106:1 KJV

Getting the Groceries
A wife asks hr husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and by one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six.”
A short time time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him why.
He replied, “They had avocados.”

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell?

You have reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.

Growing older is mandatory
Growing up is optional
Laughing at yourself is therapeutic

With all this rain we need an ark.
Fear not! (wait for it …)
We Noah guy!

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?”
The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.”

One little four-year-old prayed, ‘And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.’
A 3-year-old’s prayer: ‘Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.’

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle. “Awww, come on… You don’t EVEN know the way to the Post Office.”

A Kindergarten Sunday School class was discussing the subject of prayer. The children understood that the way one ends a prayer was by saying, “Amen.”
“Does anyone know what ‘amen’ means?” the teacher asked.
There was a long silence. Then one little girl piped up, with appropriate computer-age gestures, and said, “Well, I think it means, like, ‘SEND’.”

2 Comments
  1. These are good ones. I’ll be passing them on!!

  2. I always sit at the back of the church, so that applies here.

    Problem is, I’m tall, and you could show a movie on my back, so I’d be blocking everyone’s view, but the excuse I always hand out is I sit back there jsut in case the sermons tarts hitting a little too close to home.

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