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Best Rum Cake Ever…

December 23, 2018

I am NOT advocating drinking. But I found this hilarious! I’m only giving you a sample. You’ll have to go to their site to finish it.

Directions:
Before you start – sample the rum to check for quality. Good – isn’t it?
Now begin.
Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.
Check the rum again. It must be just right.
To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the quinest fality.
Cry another tup.
Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit get stuck in beater, just pry loose with a drewscriver.

Please visit their site: Authors Community December 19,  2018    Vol. 2 – Issue 44

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