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Faith Filled Friday: A Bit of Wit and Wisdom to Unwind With

November 24, 2018

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night.
“Yes, sir.” the boy replied.
“And, do you always say them in the morning, too?” the pastor asked.
“No sir,” the boy replied. “I ain’t scared in the daytime”

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, “We  have been learning how
powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?”
One child  blurted out, “Aces!”

And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!!

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “And she turned into a telephone pole!”

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He answered, “Call for backup.”

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited, until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

How does Moses make tea? He brews.

I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling!

Enjoy life… it has an expiration date!
Tomorrow is not promised, – Cherish today!

People born in the 50’s have lived
in seven decades, two centuries, and two millenniums.
We had the best music, fastest cars, drive-in theaters, soda fountains, and happy days.
And we are not even that old yet.

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