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Quirky Humor

September 16, 2018

I enjoy Saturday breakfast with my friends. We have a pleasant time chatting and eating. Several of my friends shared some funny stories this past Saturday at our breakfast get-together.
The first one is something Art Linkletter would have loved for his “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” A friend visited a Catholic church with her four-year-old daughter. The little girl pointed to a sculpture of Jesus on the cross and exclaimed, “Tarzan!” The mother explained that Tarzan was the only man in a loin cloth her daughter was familiar with.
Another friend relayed that her pastor worked at the hospital so he would stop in to visit church members when they were a patient. He wore his lab coat when he was on the floors to see them. The lab coat was embroidered with Coroner’s Office.
This is mine from Sunday morning service:
For as many times as I’ve read my Bible from cover to cover, you would think it would be easy to find the book the pastor said. I looked in the Old Testament then the New. He’s preaching on and my friend sitting beside me has already found it. I thought it was odd I couldn’t find it in the Table of Contents. I put my glasses on to read the screen. That’s when it dawned on me – there is no book of Nathaniel!! The pastor was preaching about Nathaniel in John, chapter 1.
Sometimes I wonder which I need more – a hearing aid or a functioning brain.

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One Comment
  1. Ah, church humor. Love it.

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