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Faith Filled Friday: Dear God: It’s me, the Dog.

April 14, 2018

Since I’m so late posting, I thought I would do a humorous blog. A friend emailed this to me a while back. Enjoy! ~ Connie

Dear God: It’s me, the Dog.

Dear God: Is it on purpose that our names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

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