YOU WERE LOUSY
“You always pass failure on the way to success.”
Micky Rooney, actor
Giggles Comedy Club – October 11, 1951
I’m there to celebrate my 30th birthday and test my skills as a stand-up comic.
Here is a sample of my act.
“Hi folks. I’m glad to be here. I was almost late, you see two and a half days ago I met a friend for lunch. We made the mistake of ordering turtle soup and we just finished eating ten minutes ago.
I’m afraid of heights which is why, except for special occasions, I never wear high heel shoes.
Yesterday, over at the Pentagon the air conditioning went out. It got so hot that some of the colonels started popping.
I saw two mimes get into an argument, now they’re speaking to each other.
My Uncle Fred was a waiter. He wasn’t very good at it. He didn’t make much money…
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