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Questions that Need Answers

August 29, 2014


I’ve given you the answer for 2 of them, but you’re on your own for the rest.

If money isn’t everything, what is?

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

If Xerox and Wurlitzer merge, what do you get? [reproductive organs]

How do naval cadets communicate? [ensign language]

Where are you when you’re at your wit’s end?

Why does opportunity knock only once, but temptation pounds relentlessly?

Why is it that the best is yet to come?

Does the best ever arrive?

Why is he who hesitates lost?

Why do we choose from just 2 people for president and 50 for Miss America?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you check under the bed and find a monster, what then?

Why is that someone driving slower than you is an idiot, but someone going faster is a maniac?

If you’re always racing to the next moment, what happens to the one you’re in?

Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Why is it that a plastic bag does not open on the first end you try?

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  1. The other-half and I had a few good laughs here – thanks!

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